It’s amazing how fast this guy can go through a relationship.
Why are you complaining? I want to live next door to this dog!
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Normally an individual,according to Freud,undergoes , Oedipus in the case of a Man and Castration Complex in the case of a woman in their early childhood.
As one grows these are sublimated.
It is in the Nature of man to remain Happy.
It might be due to physical titillation.
If one does not grow up emotionally and was deprived of Human Company and warmth in the early Life, the body seeks its own outlet.
When all said and done the Physical pleasure satisfies most.
One has to learn to understand that there are better pleasures, emotional,Spiritual.
The Tamils have classified Pleasures into two categories.
Pleasure that lasts for a while and Pleasure that Lasts-Sitrinbam and Perinbam.
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She was the one that got away.
Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote “Wet Goddess,” a new book about a man’s nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin — an affair that bears “a striking degree of resemblance” to his own interspecies romance.
The author claims he started his relationship with a dolphin named Dolly back in 1970, when he was in his early 20s. Brenner was a sophomore at New College of Florida in Sarasota. A writer hired Brenner to take photographs for a children’s book about the dolphin show at an amusement park in nearby Nokomis. He was given free access to the park and introduced to the staff.
If Brenner is to be believed, the dolphin courted him.
Initially, “she became more and more aggressive,” said Brenner, who lives in Punta Gorda, Fla. “She would thrust herself against me.”
But over time, Dolly became more gentle, he claimed.
“I found that extraordinarily erotic,” Brenner said. “It’s like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to.
After about nine months, the Floridaland amusement park was sold to become housing.
His college sweetheart was shipped off to an oceanarium in Gulfport, Miss., while he said he enrolled in Evergreen State College in Washington.
The Huffington Post has been unable to verify his account of the affair with Floridaland officials; the park closed in 1971. However,historical photos and archival brochuresindicate there was a “Porpoise Pool” attraction at Floridaland.
“I had every intention of going to visit the dolphin when I got back to the South, but it didn’t work out that way,” Brenner said. “I learned the hard way that dolphins are chattel, and much more emotionally vulnerable than I had ever imagined.”
Brenner said Dolly died about nine months after the last time he saw her.
“I had a vivid dream at the time about dolphins dying in a dark environment which proved to be remarkably similar to the oceanarium where she actually died,” Brenner said.
It appears that Brenner’s relationship wouldn’t have broken any laws. Florida only passed a law banning bestiality this year, after two failed attempts.
But Dr. Denise Herzing of the Wild Dolphin Project, which researches communication between dolphins and humans, said a book aggrandizing a human-dolphin sexual relationship could send a dangerous message.
“Glorifying human sexual interactions with other species is inappropriate for the health and well being of any animal,” Herzing told HuffPost. “It puts the dolphin’s own health and social behavioral settings at risk.”
But Brenner insists his relationship did not harm the dolphin.
“Some people find it hard to imagine that I wasn’t abusing the animal,” Brenner said. “They didn’t see me interacting with the dolphin. They weren’t there. These creatures basically have free will.”
Brenner points out that some researchers have argued dolphins should be considered “non-human persons,” because of their intelligence.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/23/malcolm-brenner-dolphin_n_974764.html
For Dolphin Sex with Humans Please watch YouTube.
What a perversion!

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A farm hand is reported to have received a shock when he wandered past the field shortly after 3pm on Monday afternoon and witness the elderly man in the act.
“The employee saw that the whole episode was, how shall I put it, close to completion,” said Ronny Götesson at the Ronneby police to the Kvällsposten daily.
According to the newspaper the man was taking no chances before making his carnal approach, neutering any potential resistance from the stricken animal by binding its back legs together.
As the whole episode played out in full view of any would-be passers-by, the farm worker was able to provide a detailed witness description of the horny sexegenarian.
He is reported to be a man of slim build, in his 60s or 70s, and was last seen dressed in a shirt but no trousers.
Ronneby police are now on the look out for the man, who is wanted on suspicion of cruelty to animals.
It is unclear if the sheep sustained any injury in the alleged attack.
Sex with animals (tidelag) was previously a criminal act in Sweden but was de-criminalized in 1944.
If the animal is however deemed to have sustained injury in the attack then the perpetrator can be tried for animal cruelty.

Ingenious.
Next time I shall check the Barber’s eyes.
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THIS barmy trimmer has been accused of robbing his customers blind, after charging £400 for a haircut but refusing to open his eyes!
The crazy clipper claims to use Zen meditation to ‘feel’ the aura of his customers’ hair.
And he is so confident in his abilities that he has developed a party piece where he cuts two heads of hair at the same time.
“It takes a lot of concentration but I have never had an accident with the scissors yet,” explained Tian Hao.
But that’s not where his odd methods end, as he also uses a vacuum cleaner instead of a hairdryer to style his punters’ hair.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starfun/view/260159/Blind-hairdresser-charges-400-per-trim/

Really Strange.
I will narrate one real-life incident.
This has happened in my native city, Srivilliputhur.
I was around 15 then.
In a prominent locality a man had cut his balls off by himself and was seen shouting at his wife ‘is this what you…..?’
Later we came to know that he caught his wife with a man in Bed and this was his reaction!
Normal Men would have cut the other man’s.
It takes all kinds of people to make up the world.
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Thieves stole a man’s penis while he slept, according to police.
Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.
“They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” Lin said. “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”
Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.
Emergency workers and police searched for Lin’s anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they’re looking for the jealous lovers.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/fei-lin-penis_n_1699017.html
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