Number of Sex partners can be calculated with the help of Mathematics!
A contributor to REDDIT has revealed the mathematical Details .
Fundamentally every thing may be broken down to Mathematical Formulas.
Take for example the number of genes,the constitution of each cell,The Atom.
Eminently possible.
The catch is the man has worked out for a show ‘Friends’
But, as the Bar has said ‘All the World is a Stage’
The concept of a Drama a TV show originates in the Mind , a mind has found a formula to unravel it.
So looks possible that we be able to find a mathematical formula for sexual behavior.
Story:
Sex and Mathematics.
I know every Friend episode by heart. I watched each and every one of them more than once to come up with this total, which includes past sex partners that are just mentioned. Detailed Excel spreadsheet and everything. I wish someone would do a graphic representation of this. (Here is the only graph I attempted.)
This is the general data:
Confirmed sex (either by strong innuendo or plain admission) = 1. Unconfirmed sex (e.g., ‘I dated a guy…’) = 0,5.
Chandler: 10.5 sex partners
Ross: 14 sex partners
Monica: 14.5 sex partners
Rachel: 15.5 sex partners
Phoebe: 32.5 sex partners
Joey: 51.5 sex partners
Some trivia:
In episode 22 of Season 2 (“The One with the Two Parties”), Joey took the lead in sex partner count and there was no way back.
Joey and Ross have taken part in threesomes. (EDIT: As several redditors pointed out, Ross’ threesome wasn’t really real. The other woman taking part (Susan) wasn’t included in Ross’ stats, so the numbers are fine. No worries. Thankfully, the universe isn’t going to implode.)
Season 6 was definitely the quietest sex-wise. Only 4.5 new sex partners are discovered.
During Season 1, Monica is the most promiscuous character (with 9.5 sex partners discovered). In Season 3 Joey breaks this record, with 10.5 new sex partners discovered.
Chandler holds the record for LESS new partners discovered continuously. After having sex with Monica (end of Season 4), no new sex partners are discovered until the end of the series (i.e., 6 seasons with no new sex partners mentioned.) Regarding Monica, we discover in episode 11 of Season 7 (“The One with All the Cheesecakes”) that she had had sex with Stuart, her cousin’s new husband.
Phoebe surpasses Joey in new sex partners’ discoveries in 4 seasons (1, 6, 8 and 10).
I received a colorful comment for this post and there are two ratings “Poor’.
(that the post received 18 Likes is a different matter-Obviously from the colonized!)
Obviously from the British.
They asked me to Study History.
This is Britain’s History.
“Everybody knew that the British loved to conquer lots of countries for their precious empire. It’s not until somebody sits down and actually counts all of them that we realize just how many. Historian Stuart Laycock was happy to volunteer for the job and presents his findings in a new book All the Countries We’ve Ever Invaded: And the Few We Never Got Round To. The book stays true to its title and finds in a survey of 200 of the world’s countries through that, in one shape or form, Great Britain has invaded all but 22 of them. That amounts to about 90 percent of the world’s countries.”
One hundred and eighty years ago on the same date, January 3rd, in a blatant exercise of 19th-century colonialism, Argentina was forcibly stripped of the Malvinas Islands, which are situated 14,000km (8700 miles) away from London.
The Argentines on the Islands were expelled by the Royal Navy and the United Kingdom subsequently began a population implantation process similar to that applied to other territories under colonial rule.
Since then, Britain, the colonial power, has refused to return the territories to the Argentine Republic, thus preventing it from restoring its territorial integrity.
The Question of the Malvinas Islands is also a cause embraced by Latin America and by a vast majority of peoples and governments around the world that reject colonialism.
In 1960, the United Nations proclaimed the necessity of “bringing to an end colonialism in all its forms and manifestations”. In 1965, the General Assembly adopted, with no votes against (not even by the United Kingdom), a resolution considering the Malvinas Islands a colonial case and inviting the two countries to negotiate a solution to the sovereignty dispute between them.
This was followed by many other resolutions to that effect.
In the name of the Argentine people, I reiterate our invitation for us to abide by the resolutions of the United Nations.
The British PMs reaction may be found in the Link.
SUN Advertisement in Argentina.
SUN Advertisement on Falklands In Argentina.
PM David Cameron yesterday backed the islanders remaining British.
We fired off our newspaper message to Kirchner in her native Spanish.
She accused Britain of stealing the islands in adverts placed in left-wing British papers The Guardian and Independent.
But in an open letter today in the Buenos Aires Herald, translated below, The Sun tells her Britain has had sovereignty there before Argentina even existed.
And we remind her how the Argentine invasion of the islands in 1982, which was ended by our troops, was against the UN charter.
The islanders hold a referendum on whether they remain British in March.
But The Sun responded by taking out an advert in the Buenos Aires Herald – an English-language paper with a circulation of around 20,000 – telling Argentina to keep its “hands off”.
The advert refers to the 649 Argentinian and 255 British servicemen whose lives were lost in the 1982 war and said it was a conflict fought to defend the principle of self-determination.
The ad goes on to dispute Argentina’s claim to the islands and points out British sovereignty dates back to 1765.
It ends with the words: “Until the people of the Falkland Islands choose to become Argentinian, they remain resolutely British.”
But the journalist Daniel Schweimler, who lives in Argentina, said the Sun’s message would not go down well.
Argentine veterans protested outside the British Embassy in Buenos Aires
Mr Schweimler, who is based in Buenos Aires, said: “I’ve been here seven years now, and have never come across an Argentine who doesn’t believe that the Falklands belong to Argentina.
“There’s never been any animosity towards me when I say I’m British, but I think it’s fair to say that almost across the board in a country of 40 million people that Las Malvinas, the Falklands, belong to them,” he added.
Argentine journalist Celina Andreassi agreed and says the Sun’s advert was quite provocative-BBC news.
Read the advertisement Text at the SUN link above.
Sarve Bhavantu Sukhinah
Sarve Santu Niramayaah.
Sarve Bhadrani Pashyantu.
Maa Kashchit Duhkhabhahg Bhavetll
May good befall all,
May there be peace for all,
May all be fit for perfection, and
May all experience that which is auspicious.
May all be happy.
May all be healthy.
May all experience what is good and
let no one suffer.
May it so happen (-bhavantu) that everyone (-sarve) receives happiness (-sukhinah) ;
let them all be saint-like (-santu) and be without disease and in good health (-niraamayaah).
Let them see with their own eyes (-pashyantu) the goodness of life (-bhadaraani) ;
And let them not (maa) contemplate in their conscious mind (-kashchidh) any sorrow inducing (dukh) thoughts while they remain beneficiaries (-bhavet) of good fortune (-bhaag).
WordPress Review of its Bloggers 2012 is released.
The Format remains the same as it was for the last year.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
About 55,000 tourists visit Liechtenstein every year. This blog was viewed about 520,000 times in 2012. If it were Liechtenstein, it would take about 9 years for that many people to see it. Your blog had more visits than a small country in Europe!
The gang rape at Delhi and the comments by Abhjit Mukereei,Congress MP and the son of the President Pranab Mukherjee has evoked such a storm that the original issue of Rape is lost, the issue of agitation and the comments taking the pride of place.
Electronic Media,seizing the opportunity to increase TRP, went non stop and devoted prime time for discussions.
Abhjit Mukherjee’s remark:
“Those who are coming in the name of students in the rallies, sundori, sundori mahila (beautiful women), highly dented and painted,” Abhijit Mukherjee, an MP from Jangipur seat which the President had vacated before his election, told a vernacular news channel.
“Giving interviews in TV and showing off their children. I wonder whether they are students at all,” he said, adding, “what’s basically happening in Delhi is something like pink revolution, which has very little connection with ground realities.”
Let’s read this.
1.’There were beautiful women’ -There is no denying of the fact.-nothing to be agitated about it.
2.’”Giving interviews in TV and showing off their children’-True.
These are students,especially the top right of image 1 and the one on the left of image 2?
Delhi Gang rape agitation.Gang Rape agitation.
Students demonstrating peacefully?
‘ highly dented and painted -One gets this impression looking at the makeup.
However Abhijit could have kept it to himself.
What followed in the panel discussion in TIMESNOW was totally unconnected to the issue and Mr Abhijit has tendered an unconditional apology.
The anchor talked of Mindset , quoting instances of Andhra Politicians and BJP‘s Syed Abbas Naqvi.
Yes they are to be condemned
But why lose sight of the original issue of Rape?
Shockingly one Ms. Brinda declared the Delhi agitation is not as much for the rape incident but for the basic(?) feminine Right to
“Drink ,Dance and Celebrate!”
Another Girl declared, in response to pointed question by Mr.Rahul that ‘while the rape is to be condemned , it is not advisable to go naked and ask a Man not to rape’,-We want our Rights to dress the way we want, go where we want when we want!’
It was also sad to see that no woman on the panel talked of Family Values, Honor or children!
Every woman was trying to defend the way they want to dress scantily and going about at midnight wherever they want.
If women do want to go about it that way, let them.
Freedom calls for responsibility including the responsibility of taking care of one self.
If these people can’t do it for themselves, how would they take care of their children?
The entire talk has conveyed one message, it is not the Life of the raped, the punishment for the Rapist, the family, well-being of
individuals that is important,but of doing what one wants asking Men to behave properly.
An information-The number of people who have singed -Stop Rape Now–Men outnumber Women.
For my post asking people to sign the Petition,’ likes ‘are mostly from Men.!
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