After officials found a porno stash in the not-so-secret compound Bin Laden had been hiding in, news is coming out that he was into some real kinky shit. According to the National Equirer, Osama Bin Laden was a huge perv and sex fiend. His unattractive mistress, Kola Boof, dishes out how Osama would keep her against her will so he could regularly rape her. If you’ve seen her you’d ask, why rape her? She’s as attractive as a cinder block….
Osama’s fourth wife, Siham, blamed it on the diabetes – now known ’round here as “The Terrorists’ Disease”.
So, what is sex like with the world’s most notorious terrorist?
““During sex, he started biting me very hard – on my breasts, neck and arms. When I screamed out in pain, he got really excited and made these awful animal sounds.” – Kola Boof
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