Imagine her children’s reaction,if she ever gets married,when they see this!
Hope they don’t outpace their mom!
Poonam Strips for KKR
“A day after Shah Rukh Khan‘s Kolkata Knight Riders won the IPL finale against Chennai Super Kings (May 27), Poonam Pandey fulfilled her strip promise and was soon trending worldwide on Twitter. Today, the world is at peace but the starlet is still at number four in India trends.
Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai): Dear Poonam Pandey …so Much Hype and Thats all what u show ??? Even Tushaar Kapoor showed more Skin Than That in His Beach Picture.
Rofl Indian (@Roflindian): Dear Poonam Pandey, my worry is not that you’re making a total cheapo of yourself, but that you’re making a total Orkut of Twitter.
Rajneesh Kapoor (@MrMrRajneesh): If Viswannathan Anand wins the World Championship, Poonam Pandey promises to show the Mating Positions.
Doctor at large (@doctoratlarge): Just when you thought nothing could be cheaper than the Indian rupee, Poonam Pandey proves you wrong.
Comedy Central India (@ComedyCentralIn): Each time you read a Poonam Pandey tweet, you kill a few brain cells.
Faking News (@fakingnews): Dear Poonam Pandey, petrol ke daam badhe hain, kapdo ke nahi!
The Weird King (@rixabh): You can’t be more jobless than Poonam Pandey.
Tauseef Ahmad (@tauseefa75): poonam pandey har kisi ke jasan me samil ho jati hai……aur wo nde ho kar manati hai………
Mayank (@Moosza): Q. What do u call Poonam Pandey dressed in a salwar? A. Impossible ! LOL@iPoonampandey 🙂
Ankit Jain (@indiantweeter): Poonam Pandey is doing what our ancestors did , when they lived in Jungle
Angry Bombay Girl (@shadymumbai): Difference between Poonam Pandey and Sunny Leone … Same Difference between Dollar and Rupee 1:56 #justsaying
People seem to be surprised at the scandals rocking the IPL.
Indian Premier League (Photo credit: Ashwin John)
First of this year is IPL match fixing.
“Bookie Sonu Yogendra Jalan alias Malad has told the crime branch that he paid Rs 10 crore to a Sri Lankan cricket player for fixing a match. He also mentioned that some Indian cricketers were also involved in match fixing, sources said.
He along with Devendra Kothari alias Bhaiyyaji, were arrested by the city crime branch on Thursday. They are believed to be a part of a bigger international cricket betting racket, crime branch officials said.
The property cell of Mumbai crime branch on Thursday raided a building at Lokhandwala in Kandivli and busted a major cricket betting racket. Police arrested Kothari, Jalan and two others and seized two laptops, voice recorders, computers, 25 mobile phones and cash of Rs 5.18 lakh. All the accused were booked under prevention of gambling act and were remanded to police custody. ”
“CHENNAI: Adding to the IPL action this season, a TV channel on Monday claimed to have conducted a sting operation that exposes “murky deals” among players, organisers and team-owners in the lucrative tournament. The channel, India TV, alleges that many players have confessed on hidden camera that they receive much more – by way of under-the-table payment – than what is actually bid for them at IPL auctions.
The channel also claims that spot-fixing exists in the IPL, first-class matches are fixed, and women are used to rig matches. Big names in Indian cricket and an international player, who is captain of an IPL team, are involved in fixing, alleges the channel.
In response, the BCCI has said that stringent action will be taken if the channel’s claim is found to be true. BCCI chief N Srinivasan says: “We need to have the tape; the moment we see it, whoever be the player, we will take strict action.”
The channel claims that cricketers in rival teams have jointly fixed the outcome of matches – a particular bowler offering deliveries easy to hit and fielders dropping catches even as the ‘partner in crime’ in the opposition goes on a scoring spree.”
“Stung by a spot-fixing TV expose on Monday and left red-faced by the Shah Rukh Khan spat on Wednesday, IPL’s week of ignominy was complete when Team Bangalore’s Aussie recruit Luke Pomersbachwas arrested in Delhi on Friday for allegedly molesting an American woman and beating up her Indian fiance after a late-night party at the team hotel to celebrate the team’s victory against Delhi the previous evening.
The 28-year-old American had reportedly come to Delhi with her Mumbai-based fiance Sahil Peerzada for the match. She alleged that Pomersbach, 27, who had been spending time with the couple at the party, came to their room and molested her in Peerzada’s presence.
In her FIR, she said, “During the party, he (Luke) was trying to come close to me. Later, he befriended with my fiance (Sahil) and came in our room for having drinks,”
Siddharth Mallya’s Comment”the girl…is saying he hit her fiance…what a load of ….. s…, she was all over me and asked for me a bbm pin’
In the earlier editions of IPL we had a Guy swindling money and asking CBI to come to England at his cost to quiz him,Richard Gere publicly misbehaving with Shilpa Shetty, a black girl sent home,Shashi Tharoor being forced to resign, Franchisee revolting against BCCI,N.Srinivasan, present Chief of BCCI facing conflict of interest,allegations of trying to organize parallel IPL abroad,drunken brawls…..what have you?
Look at the composition of the event .
Liquor barons,Gutka Kings,Film Stars, Political Power, vulgar exhibition f money,cheer leaders,an euphemism for …?, one should be surprised only if things are above board and decent.
Shah Rukh Khan who is a very good PRO did a bad PR job for himself.
He reportedly abused the security guards and the MCA officials using choicest words.
He was also drunk , it was reported.
Shah Rukh Khan denied he was drunk.”It is wrong to say that I was under the influence of alcohol. I was not drunk, only misbehaved when I was provoked. Security officers bullied me,” SRK said.”
Look at what an ACP, Maharastra has to say on this.
Iqbal Sheikh, Mumbai assistant commissioner of police (ACP), confirmed on Thursday that film star and Kolkata Knight Riders‘ owner Shah Rukh Khan was in a drunken state when he was involved in a late on Wednesday night brawl at the Wankhede Stadium.
“Shah Rukh was drunk. He was smelling of alcohol but he was not drinking at the Wankhede stadium. But it is not an offence. He was also abusing and threatening the MCA (Mumbai Cricket Association) and BCCI ( Board of Control for Cricket in India) officials,” said Sheikh, who had to intervene Wednesday night to prevent the incident from turning ugly.
Shah Rukh got into a brawl with MCA and BCCI officials after his team defeated Mumbai Indians in an Indian Premier League (IPL) match Wednesday night. Shah Rukh and his entourage, comprising Morani brothers, wanted to celebrate after the presentation ceremony but he was not allowed to do so. What irked Shah Rukh was that MCA officials switched off the flood lights.
Sheikh, who is also member of the MCA managing committee, was present at the ground on match duty and had to rush to prevent the situation from turning ugly.
“I took him out and separated him because the incident was turning ugly. While being taken away he was showering abuses on MCA and BCCI officials. We are investigating the matter,”
An ACP saying that being Drunk in Public is no Crime!
Fan of SRK?
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Any one who watches IPL matches can vouch that SRK is drunk when he visits he venues of the matches, by looking at the stupid grin that is the trade mark of Drunks.
In his reply Shah Rukh Khan said that ‘he would do it again’
He added that the security people manhandled his children and that he used abusive language as well.
Mahaashtra CM and MCA Chairman Vilas rao Deshmukh ststed that action would be taken by the MCA .
In the mean while, Mumbai Police have called Shah Rukh Khan for an enquiry to-day.
These Super Stars, take the filmi dialogues and what is written by the media about them seriously and believe that they are above us ordinary mortals and therefore above the Law.
Time that they are shown their position,that is they are entertainers on par with any other entertainer,like a road side one and nothing more.
The difference is that these Stars are paid more than what they deserve , thanks to commercialism!
I happened to stumble into the channel and was so engrossed by the speech and the way SRK related to the audience, I forgot to watch the programme I intended watching!
He made the even the humiliating the experience of his having been detained by the US authorities sound funny!
Though from a prepared Text( could have been written by a Ghost Writer),, it needs an understanding of the subject to deliver with passion and humour.
Here is the full Text.
Good evening everyone, I’d like to thank you all for giving me the opportunity to be here. I also want to thank Isha for following up with the most disorganised and incommunicative person in the world in order to fix today’s meeting with all of you. Thanks I really am honoured and extremely happy to be here.
I have memories of being in Yale five years ago. It was December and so damn cold that while professing love to my leading lady and singing a Bollywood ditty….which went something like this…..Kabhie alvida na kehna….my mouth froze itself to death… I say death because as I inched closer to kiss her…. mouthing the words kabhi alvida…na…my mouth and jaw just locked….like this.
So I am hoping my second outing to your wonderful university turns out differently because it would be highly embarrassing if I said “good evening Yaleites” or “Yalers” or whatever you guys are called and got stuck at… yaaaaa….that wouldn’t make for much of a speech.
I was told not to dwell too much on my movies when I spoke to you, I am to give you an inspirational talk — tell you stuff you can think about when you leave this room.
That worries me, it gives me performance anxiety. Here you are, 1500 of you, hoping to hear words of wisdom from this sexy, desirable man, who couldn’t kiss a girl, last time he was in Yale because it was too cold. But I’m not that guy, I mean, I’m sexy and desirable for sure but I’m not about to leave you anymore inspired than when you walked in here.
I read this lame joke on Google the other day (yes I pick everything up from Google, even the script of my next movie and I’m not ashamed of it — you can pick me up on Google too if you like!)
Anyway, the joke went like this — a dying man, gasping for breath, desperately gestured to the priest by his side for a piece of paper. With great effort, he then wrote a few words on it, handed it to the priest and passed away. The priest kept the paper in his pocket and forgot all about it until the final service. Here he suddenly recalled the dead man’s last scribble. Unfolding the paper, he told the funereal congregation that he was about to read great words of inspiration to them. The piece of paper had these words on it….
“You are standing on my oxygen tube…fool…”
So I am not going to be the priest tonight… instead I will tell u simple experiences of my life’s journey, with simpler words… which may not leave you inspired…. but will help u survive this life. And if you can do that… survive… happiness… creativity and success will follow on its own… or maybe not but u will have to live this life nevertheless. Only I hope my words will give u enough insight so that u can tell the world… hey guys you are standing on my oxygen tube… move over and let me breathe.
Journeys can be defined by age and time or even by destinations, as most often they are. But I feel it is hard for me to tell the story of my life in those terms because the concept of time has always eluded me. The day my father died seemed longer than my entire childhood.
The day I felt my first success seemed fleeting, hour-long, not long enough perhaps. I wondered where it went.
Even the cycle of time confounds me. I work the dark until sunrise on most days and fall asleep as the world awakens to light. My friends call me an owl… I like to think of myself as Bat… Batman… the prince of darkness.
Age is not my forte either, I still cannot fix my own — am I 45 or 15?… if I could… would I be romancing girls one third my age who normally would call me “uncle”.
I had so much fun collecting the action figures of my last film (called ra.one) that none of the critical reviews tanking it mattered to me.
As for my destination, I don’t think I ever knew one. I walk, I run, in the direction of my dreams. Things change along the way, people change, I change, the world changes, even my dreams change. I don’t have a place to arrive, I just keep doing what I know how to do the best that I can do it. I’ll probably end up a deluded geriatric in a wheelchair wearing a cape and tights, imagining my own flight out of this world, but of course with a young girl in my arms.
So I’ll tell you the story of me but I’ll tell it in my own way. In the language of my perceptions, in the things I think matter beyond fame and success and the dyeing of my hair. I have understood that the measure of my life lies in the expanse of my heart’s experience and nothing else matters, if u take anything out of it good… otherwise I can put on music and dance to my last big hit song… have a drink… and try and practice my kissing in the cold of Yale one more time.
SRK seems to have had an urge to produce a movie which contains the scenes/characters that appealed to him.
-Terminator in terms of the body language of the RA.ONE,make up of the killer in Da Vinci Code(the hood) to Arjun Ramphal ,car chase from The Transporter,flying stunts from The Matrix,family scenes from Endhiran-all find a place mixed appropriately.
First fight sequence in the which involves Katrina Kaif are funny and interesting.
Film editing seems to be , at the most, average,Music mediocre.
Animation Effects are amateurish.
In most of the scenes the settings are so bad that it disturbs the scene.
Thinking that he is portraying a Tamil,SRK’s frequent exclamations of”Aiyo’, ridiculing South Indians as uncouth by showing that they eat with hands ,that too adding curds to noodle and contorting facial muscles while delivering Tamil dialogues,leaves a bad taste.
Is it how the north has understood the Tamilians and the South or is it looking down at the South as uncouth people?
Rajni…well..is Rajni.He electrifies the screen with his less than a minute presence, proving he is The Super Star.
Katrina Kaif and others are set properties.
With all this the movie is enjoyable.
Tail piece.I was watching this movie with my 2-year-old Grand son.He refuses to acknowledge any one but Rajnikanth as Robot and kept on asking for Rajni as the Robot.What a charisma!
Eros International Media Ltd (Eros International), a leading global company in the Indian film entertainment industry has announced a historic and record breaking opening for Shah Rukh Khan’s Ra.One, produced by Red Chillies Entertainments in association with Winford Productions which released across theatres worldwide on 26th October 2011.
SRK’s super hero action film has set a new record at the Indian box office by earning a gross of Rs 170 crore worldwide in the opening weekend (first five days of release).
The highly anticipated Diwali release triumphed at the box office with an incredible weekend gross collection of Rs. 137.25 crore (Net Collection of Rs. 96 crore) in India and Rs. 32.75 crore overseas. Since its release, Ra.One has been creating history by shattering regional, national and international box office record after record with the biggest Diwali day opening followed by the biggest single day collections for an Indian film and now the biggest ever weekend release for both India and overseas box office.
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