I recall a story we used to narrate when we were in college.
A man and his daughter were travelling abroad.
Before they boarded the flight, father told his daughter to leave her Diamond wrist watch at Home as it might be confiscated or taxed heavily on landing.
After landing , they came out of the terminal.
The girl took out the watch.
The father asked’ I did not see you wearing the watch, nor packing, nor were you caught.
How did you bring it in?
The girl replied.
Father exclaimed,’had I known, I would have brought your mother and a Wall Clock!”
I was reminded of this story when I read the following news.
Story:
A woman tried to walk out of a store with a 42-in television “hidden” between her legs. Not to anybody’s surprised, she was caught and subsequently arrested.
Police apprehended the woman, who was accompanied by her boyfriend, after walked unsteadily towards the exit of the shop in Oslo, the Norwegian capital.
The woman made it all the way to a nearby bus stop, but she was arrested on the bus after a suspicious store employee informed the police.
When confronted about the irregular shape under her skirt by the police, the Romanian woman told them she had “very strong thigh muscles.”
‘It is not unusual that thieves put bits and bobs under their skirts of large sweaters,’ said Tor Grøttom at Oslo police HQ.
‘We wondered at first if this was impossible but then we tried it at the station with female officers. It is hard – but not impossible.’
The woman, through the incident, has been nicknamed ‘Thunder Thighs’ by one Norwegian radio station, and the 31-year-old is still in custody being questioned about other thefts in Norway.’
Source:
http://elitedaily.com/news/world/woman-arrested-shoplifting-hide-42in-tv-skirt/
Related;
Some shop ‘Lifting’ by Women.