Wish it had fallen on Political parties’ offices!
American space agency NASA has confirmed that a large chunk from its dead satellite UARS (Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite) has fallen upon the office of Indian television news channel India TV. Although no one was killed in the incident, the impact caused a big hole in the roof of the television channel’s building and at least three employees suffered concussion on their heads causing them to temporarily lose their senses.
“They can’t think straight after the roof fell on them, but they continued working and writing news reports after getting some first aid,” confirmed an employee of India TV on conditions of anonymity, “Doctors say that they will get back to their senses after a week, but they appear to be working just fine. They wrote various news reports that were as good as they used to write before losing their senses.”
However, India TV administration are seeking compensation from NASA and the US government as they claim that their office building and some suspected journalists have suffered huge losses.
http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/09/dead-nasa-satellite-debris-crash-lands-on-india-tv-office/