A man called 911 to say there was a burglary in progress and he wanted police to come protect him. The caller, however, was the alleged intruder…..

US seems to be doing the same in respect of countries which it invades.
Timothy James Chapek, 24, had allegedly broken into a home in Portland, Ore., and was taking a shower in the house when the woman who lived there returned about 7 p.m. Monday, according to police.
Chapek leaped into the bathroom, locked the door and called 911. “I just broke into a house and the owners came home…I think they have guns,” he told the operator according to the 911 audio tapes.
Click below to hear the Call audio.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/home-intruder-homeowner-both-call-911-13087447
He goes on to tell the operator that he has no idea where he is.
“I’m up in the hills,” he says.
http://abcnews.go.com/US/home-intruder-calls-911-homeowner-caught-showering/story?id=13084609

In the burglar’s defense, everyone knows it’s rude to enter a bathroom if you hear someone is taking a shower. The homeowner displayed a surprising lack of manners.
That’s a good one.Hope you don’t represent him in Court.