Man Watches Porn 24 Hours!
A man watches Porn twenty four hours!
Says it id for Science?
Let's believe him as we believe the Politicians.
Doesn't he get bored and feel nauseating?
Read On.
To subject my mind and body to twenty-four continual hours of pornography.
State your hypothesis in the form of a prediction that can be verified by the results of the experiment.
I once met a porn director who told me that if people watched his movies up to the closing credits, he had failed in his task. A friend of mine who worked in a video store told me that when most adult titles are returned, the tape is stopped just a few minutes into the action. I therefore conclude that the average person watches twenty-four hours of porn in his entire life. I'm about to watch several dozen titles start to finish, back to back, to test the effects of sensory overload. I'm told I could go blind.
Please list all the materials required for this experiment (including, if applicable, how they were obtained).
VCR
DVD player
Energy drinks (four)
Energy tablets (one packet)
Coffee (eight cups)
Ritalin (three hits)
Heap of smut

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