Category Interesting and funny

Woman Steals 42″TV,Hides Under Skirt

I recall a story we used to narrate when we were in college.

A man and his daughter were travelling abroad.

Before they boarded the flight, father told his daughter to leave her Diamond wrist watch at Home as it might be confiscated or taxed heavily on landing.

After landing , they came out of the terminal.

The girl took out the watch.

The father asked' I did not see you wearing the watch, nor packing, nor were you caught.

How did you bring it in?

42 ' TV stolenu under a Skirt
The girl replied.

Father exclaimed,'had I known, I would have brought your mother and a Wall Clock!"

Skeptic Speaks After Death

There is a story about Robert Ingersoll, the Atheist.

When Ingersoll was in his death-bed, he asked for a Priest.

A Priest was brought in.

Ingersoll asked him,
'Father, I have been denying God in my Life,

Will God punish me?'

The priest replied ,

'Son, God is not Ingersoll'