Sources close to Cuban Government have informed that Fidel Castro is very Dead and the Doctors have been forced to put out a charade of checking and administering him medicines.
They were also forced to issue a Press Statement to the effect that Castro is alive.
‘HAVANA—Sources within Cuba confirmed Monday that a group of completely humiliated doctors has once again been forced to administer routine medical treatments to former president Fidel Castro, who passed away in early 2008 after suffering a massive ischemic stroke. “All right, I suppose we’d better get some blood work done to check those cholesterol levels,” physician Victor Arrechea reportedly made himself say during the utterly embarrassing charade in which he and his five-person team performed a full physical exam of the deceased Cuban leader, all under the careful watch of armed government guards. “The comandante’s lungs sound clear, and his vitals are all stable. Let’s continue that dosage of Diovan just to make sure his blood pressure stays down.” The doctors were then reportedly forced to put themselves through the degrading process of releasing a press statement confirming that Castro is in perfect health and will live for at least another decade.’
Source;The Onion.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/humiliated-team-of-cuban-doctors-forced-to-continu,31448/
Considering the usual US propaganda and this news is from th Onion, known for its Satire and Spoof, I am not too sure of the veracity of this report.
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