Sudan recently complained that Israel was spying by a Vulture.
Israel denied it saying that it was only studying the Immigration pattern of Birds.
While this debate rages on ,http://www.faithfreedom.org/articles/satire/it-it-a-plane-is-it-a-bird-no-its-an-israeli-spy mocks at the Islamic countries at their paranoia .
Judge yourself who is right.

‘The avian discovery was made in Kereinek, a town in the Darfur region of western Sudan, Israeli media have reported.
Sudanese officials are said to have concluded that the bird was a secret agent after discovering it was fitted with GPS and solar-powered equipment capable of broadcasting images via satellite, according to Haaretz newspaper, which cited an Egyptian website, El Balad.
The vulture also had a tag attached to its leg with “Israel Nature Service” and “Hebrew University, Jerusalem”, leading to accusations that it was on an Israeli surveillance mission.
The reports follow allegations by Sudan that Israel carried out the bombing of a munitions depot near the Sudanese capital, Khartoum, in October, after jamming the country’s radar defences.
Israel has made no comment on the raid, which left two people dead. The arms depot was said to be supplying weapons to the Palestinian militant group Hamas in Gaza.
”The Israelis were alerted to the fate of their “flying super-spy” when “all of a sudden it stopped flying and started travelling on the ground”. No doubt the “I-spy masters” of the Israel Nature and Parks Authority ground their teeth in frustration at the thwarting of their “evil plans”.
Okay, enough with the satire – for the moment.
Earlier this year (2012) was this story: An “article in the Turkish national daily Haberturk was serious. A European bee-eater, (Merops apiaster) was found dead in a field. Its leg had a metal ring stamped with the words “Israel Tel Aviv”. One of its nostrils was suspiciously large. Turkish Authorities reckoned it was evidence that electronic surveillance equipment had been stuffed inside. For some Turks, it all added up to Israeli espionage.”
These reminded me of the story last year (2011) when a Griffon-vulture was found (similarly equipped and tagged to the 2012 vulture) in Saudi Arabia and which resulted in similar stories in the Muslim press in Saudi and elsewhere. The Saudi newspaper al-Weeam said residents of the area in which the bird was caught called the tracking paraphernalia “evidence of a Zionist plot.” (shock,horror).
Then, also in 2010, there was the “sharm el-shark” as it was known in the U.K. press. In Egypt the fact that it attacked in a tourist area was enough to sparkpress rumours that it had been trained by Mossad (shock, horror) for that very purpose! It too had GPS gear attached which the Egyptians thought was a “directing device” – with which Mossad could “steer” the shark to attack (non-Israeli) tourists (“Left a bit Levi, right a bit, BITE!”)
In July 2008, the “Palestinian” press e.g. Al-Ayyam and Al-Hayat Al-Jadida,reported that Israel was “using poison resistant super-rats to drive Arab families out of their homes in the Old City of Jerusalem.” These rats were so enormous that they were scaring all the Arabs’ cats away and (presumably) had been trained to only afflict Muslims and not the many Jews who also live in the area.
Then we have the “Great Squirrel Nutkin Spy Conspiracy” in 2007. Iran captured 14 “spying squirrels”. The stories vary a bit and the Iranians can’t decide who actually trained them – but I bet Mossad is amongst their list of suspects, along with the “great satan” and “little satan” of course (perm any number you choose!). I do wonder if the Iranians had watched too many of Hanna-Barbera’s “Secret Squirrel” cartoons on satellite TV before making this stunning discovery and deduction.
In the previous millenium (just proving that Muslim paranoia isn’t a recent development):
According to Pakistani websites, it was the CIA and RAW that caused the devastating floods in 2010. This “proves” that the Americans have control not of such irrelevancies as birds and sharks, but of the forces of naturethemselves.
In this instance I am forced to wonder whether some of the cloud formations spotted during the monsoon spelled “CIA” to the over-heated (despite the deluge) Muslim minds.
It goes without saying (but I’ll say it nevertheless) that the idea that birds, squirrels, sharks and rodents could be used as spies is paranoic at the least and quite possibly verges on the insane and the idea that anyone can control the weather is insane – especially since we can’t even predict it with accuracy (in changeable weather) more than 24 hours ahead.
But since it is a full moon tonight (as I write this) I will be lunatic enough to entertain (I choose my words carefully here) the idea that it’s all true and that Mossad is recruiting from the animal kingdom…
You’ve really got to hand it to Mossad and the “Zionist plotters”.
Not only do they use HUMINT (human intelligence sources) and ELINT (Electronic intelligence sources), they are now using ANINT (Animal intelligence sources).
According to the Arabs, Mossad have trained birds, fish (the shark) and mammals (rats, according to Hamas last year and squirrels, Iran) for “espionage”.
Various vultures, pelicans and even small birds (e.g. bee eaters) all out-fitted and trained by Mossad’s BIT (Bird Intelligence Team) are obviously flying all over Arab and other Muslim lands collecting all sorts of pictorial and other data. Who needs multi-million dollar (or Shekel) spy-satellites when you can have hundreds (as admitted by Mossad – it’s purported to be Hebrew university and the Israeli Nature Service saying this, but they’re Mossad fronts obviously) of much cheep-er “platforms” to do the job.
Fish, working for by Israel’s FSB (Fish Sedition Board) are not only being used to attack Egypt’s tourist industry, but (undoubtedly) will be trained in future for a range of other economic espionage jobs – such as leading fish schools out of Muslim fishing areas and straight into Israeli nets, thereby depriving good Muslims of needed protein and simultaneously reducing the cost of living for the Zionists.’









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