Even Raj Narain could not have competed with him.








http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-8-craziest-gadaffi-quotes-ever
Even Raj Narain could not have competed with him.








http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-8-craziest-gadaffi-quotes-ever
Thanks, Vani.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them
while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a
referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always
right and the other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried –
but they wanted cash.
A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after
you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the
one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll
regret it later.
You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before
you get tired.
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or
she’ll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and
she agrees with me.
Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to
others.
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things
more than doing them.
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his
job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between
address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents
have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools
talk because they have to say something
They call our language the mother tongue because the
father seldom gets to speak!
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a
formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the
fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs
Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better
than being murdered.
There is only one perfect child in the world and every
mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every
neighbour has it.
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