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  • New Sex Position Discovered By Turks? Riding in The Horse.

    To day seems to be the Day of surprises for me.

    I just wrote on ‘Gay Mosque’ and now I find’ New Sex position found by Turks!

    Kama-Sutra is definitely the best and exhaustive Book on Sex.

    “The man supports himself on palms and soles. First the woman rides on her
    lover inserting deeply his erect penis in her vagina. After this she turns to the
    right and places her right leg under the left leg of her lover and draws down her
    body leaning either on one palm or on both palms. Then she places the other
    leg with the sole on the man’s chest.

    Horse riding position.
    Horse….Riding!

    The woman is active in this position, making coming and going movements. The
    man responds to woman’s movements by moving his pelvis in order to
    penetrate the entire vagina of his lover.

    “Riding the horse” position gives intense pleasure to both lovers and amplifies
    the passion of lovemaking.

    Both lovers have to concentrate their attention around the navel in order to
    sublimate the sexual energy in subtle fire. In this way the lovers will be full of
    energy and passion.-kamasutras4u.blogspot)

    Even Vatsyayana speaks only of ‘Horse Riding Position” and not ‘Ridding position in/on the Horse!

    This information is from a dedicated Islamic site; looks to be conservative!

    I take it as authentic information.

    People know about Sodomy and Islam;of multiple wives and Islam;of Circumcision of the Clitoris for women in Islam.

    This is …?

    Some portions of the article are…’hilarious or total disregard for Truth and Objectivity’;

    “Going back to sex on horseback; it has not yet been proven how they did it, but our ancestors must have found a way to copulate on horseback. Ottoman sultans had dozens of children. Some even had up to 130 children, especially during the magnificent times of the empire, though numbers were much lover during the rise and the stagnation eras. There must have been some sex happening on horseback.

    Our heroic, epic ancestors fought wars, conquered lands and came back with colossal victories. This is what we are taught about history at school. When did they find time to impregnate women? That is not known. 

    None of their family lives, the influence women, mothers and wives had on the ruler, the administration or over the state of affairs in general is not taught in official history. There are many clues though for several of these questions in poetry.

    So an average Turkish person, especially if he is conservative, grows up with this lack of knowledge and if he does not add another, broader perspective to this restricted one, then any reference to a family or love life, any mention of being influenced by a wife (oh, a woman?) sounds like an insult to that conservative politician.
    Actually, history should be left to historians. Just focus on practicality. If one sultan, say, spends 30 years on horseback, then he should be able to easily impregnate a woman anytime, anywhere. How this is done should also be left to historians to research.

    …Actually, there is no proof or written document on how sex on horseback can be achieved. Indeed, I did some research for you. The only reference to horseback in a sexual context is that little girls especially take pleasure in riding horses without saddles because the movements of the horse provide nice, enjoyable pressures to their sensitive parts. But, this is not our topic.

    There are also incidents where people have sex with the animal, but that is not our case either. Also there is a rumor that horse riders are better sex partners. Who can know that?

    So, I guess, this newly thought of sex position, just for Turks, is no more than an allusion. The rest is left to our imagination.

    P.S. This is all a joke. Don’t take it seriously.

    P.P.S. I don’t want to be in trouble with the law. Please take it as a joke. It is intended for you to laugh.

    P.P.P.S. Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

    http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turks-discover-new-sex-position.aspx?pageID=500&eid=232

     

     

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  • 7 Sex Tips from Cosmo That Will Put You in the Hospital

    For healthy sexual life read the Kama Sutra of Vatsyayana, which is both erotic and scientific.
    You’ve walked innocently past issues of Cosmopolitan magazine a thousand times, every time you’ve checked out at a grocery store. If you glanced at the covers then you know it’s all about sex, and helping girls bring out the sexual animal in their man.

    Not that kind.

    But littered amongst their mildly kinky and often impractical advice (“wear a wet t-shirt to bed!”) you get horrifying tips that border on genital mutilation.

    Think we’re kidding? As we speak, Cosmo is advising women to…

    #7.
    Bite the Family Jewels

    From:

    Cosmo’s website.

    Here’s something mankind has known about intercourse since the very, very first sexual act was performed: If in describing the act, the words “bite” and “scrotum” appear in the same sentence, something went catastrophically wrong. So wrong that your behavior should have earned you an unceremonious exit from the gene pool.

    To put this in context, when kangaroos fight each other, they use the claws on their hind legs to tear at their opponent’s scrotum. Even when trying to kill each other by way of scrotal trauma, wild animals refuse to go so far as biting.

    And by the way, when dealing with teeth and that area of the body, the modifier “softly” doesn’t do anything to make this better. That’s like saying to “gently” jam a lit cigarette into his eye.

    #6.
    Shake His Nuts

    From:

    Cosmopolitan Vol. 237, Issue 1, page 106.

    We always knew there was something sexy about Yahtzee! and now it’s all so clear: It remind us of the time our girlfriend rattled our testicles around like a set of dice she was trying to shake a lucky roll out of.

    Now, someone in the comments will point out that it’s not necessarily Cosmo giving this advice. “Curtis, 33” wrote in with it. Don’t shoot the messenger!

    Bullshit. We very well can shoot the messenger if the message he’s carrying will result in someone rapidly slamming our balls against each other. That’s self-defense right there.

    No, this is one of those occasions when an editor needs to think, “Sure, no other guy has said this yet, so it’s unique and would therefore be interesting to our readers. But on the other hand, no other guy has said this, so maybe the guy who wrote this is totally fucking insane, or possibly a jilted woman looking to get back at the opposite sex.”

    For instance, we don’t think a men’s magazine would print a letter from a “woman” saying, “You know what really turns us ladies on? When you jab us in the ribs with a sharp stick.” The editor would immediately guess that behind the letter was a balding man in his basement, with a wall covered in photos of his mother with WHORE scrawled over them in blood.

    #5.
    Yank His Crotch Hair

    From:

    Cosmo’s website.

    Well, at least this one doesn’t involve outright genital trauma. This little nugget recommends you pull on some dude’s treasure trail hairs. You know, to turn him on.

    Hey, ladies, have you ever heard a guy use the expression, “He’s got me by the short hairs”? Was the guy using it in a positive way?

    No, because it is meant to convey the image of somebody grabbing your pubic hair and causing so much pain that they can make you do anything. Nobody unwraps a gift at Christmas and says, “Thanks, Grandma! This Xbox 360 will really get me by the short hairs!”

    All right, so now what you need to understand about that strip of fur Cosmo is referencing is that it’s basically pubes. It’s like a pubic escape route from your pants. No one’s going to publish “yank on his pubes” in a sex advice column because no one outside of a few fetish scenes would want to do it, because it’s horrible.

    What’s especially diabolical about this advice is that it sounds fine leading up to it. We’re all for licking and tickling. It’s like they intentionally buried the painful tip under the good ones, like a landmine.

    #4.
    Give Him a Sneezegasm

    From:

    Cosmo’s website.

    This seems to derive from the retarded sex myth that, physiologically, a sneeze is somehow “1/7th of an orgasm,” which you may have heard in high school or from the brain trust at Yahoo! Answers. You may be tempted to ask how in the shit you would quantify 1/7th of an orgasm, but Yahoo! isn’t giving up the goods on that one.

    That aside, have you ever enjoyed sneezing? Have you ever looked forward to getting a cold for the pant staining pleasure of it? Sure, there are a few sneeze fetishists out there, but that’s probably a relatively small proportion of the population and odds are even they think this tip is stupid.

    You may think this one is tame compared to the others, but you’re not fully picturing the scenario. One wrong move and you either have an eye or a sphincter full of pepper, both of which are going to create that non-sexy crying and panicked flushing of the area with water.
    http://digg.com/d31C5bp